Stressed at Work

I stole this from a myspace bulletin someone posted! I thought it was cute!



I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.


I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.


I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.


A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing? ' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!' (You're gonna love this....) She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
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