Friday Funnies!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

(You might have to be Finnish to appreciate this one, or at least own a Nokia phone)
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Norwegian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Norwegians, in the weeks that followed, Swedish scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after headlines in the Dagens Nyheter newspapers read: "Swedish archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Norwegians."

One week later, Lapin Kansa, a Finnish newspaper, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in potato fields near Sodankylä, Ananias Aikio, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ananias has, therefore, concluded that 300 years ago Finns were already using wireless."